Sri Lankan Jokes — Sent To Me By My Father

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Kirthi: 13th October
Which year?
Kirthi: every year
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Manager asked Kirthi at an interview can you spell a word that has more than 5 letters in it?
Kirthi replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, Kirthi asked his wife, ‘Do I look like a foreigner?’
Wife: No! Why?
Kirthi: In London a lady asked me: ‘Are you a foreigner?’
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Kirthi: Any great man born in this town?
Kirthi: No, only small Babies!!!
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When Kirthi was traveling with his wife in car, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Kirthi shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive”.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Kirthi: its simple. I will stop my imagination!
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Kirthi: My mobile bill how much?
Call center girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status.
Kirthi: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

<< ‘current’ in Sri Lanka is used to refer to ‘electric’ … ‘electricity’ … so ‘electric bill’. >>
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford Focus for my wife!

Kirthi: Wow!!! That is an unbelievable exchange offer!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Kirthi: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Kirthi: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Kirthi attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Kirthi: If you give me the address I will go there, Sir.
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Kirthi in airplane going to Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: “Bombay … Bombay “

Air hostess said: “Be silent.”
Kirthi: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”

Kirthi: All are born on government holidays…!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Kirthi: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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